Category Archives: The Zombie Zoo

Zombie Zoo – Would a Zombie Eat a Bigfoot

A few months back I came across a zombie flick called Bigfoot vs. Zombies, and it was absolutely terrible, like the kind of terrible that makes you fall into a downward spiral of misery and despair where only the sweet … Continue reading

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Zombie Zoo – Santa Claus

It’s that time of year again. The time when you huddle around the fire place, or in my case the burning trash can out in the driveway, and await the arrival of the only man whose criminal breaking and entering … Continue reading

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Zombie Zoo – Happy Azaliea Day and the Mystery Behind Coverall

There is nothing more frustrating than running out of coverall at the last minute, nothing more frustrating or possibly life threatening if you’re among the living dead. You run out of your make up and you might find yourself slightly … Continue reading

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Zombie Zoo – Halloween Night

The other day I was watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer with the love of my life. Yes, I watch Buffy the Vampire Slayer, I love that show and I’ve been watching it for years. I don’t give two shits if … Continue reading

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The Zombie Zoo – Zombie Hotel Stays

I’m currently sitting in a hotel lobby, wondering what the hell I’m going to write about for this Zombie Zoo, when the most obvious thing in the world hits me, why not write about those hotels that are more than … Continue reading

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Zombie Zoo – Labor Day

What is about a three day weekend that brings out the drunk in everyone? I’m as guilty of it as anyone else, I mean it doesn’t have to be a holiday for me to drink, I’ll drink cause it’s Monday, … Continue reading

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The Zombie Zoo – An Interview with a Woman Dating a Zombie

It’s often a surprising fact for people still among the living to find out that a zombie might date outside his kind, but their surprise isn’t what always gets to me. It’s the shallow level of that surprise that bothers … Continue reading

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