Author Archives: The Undead Review

About The Undead Review

When I was alive I was an asshole and after I died remained pretty much the same, if not a little worse. You’d think becoming a member of the walking dead would mellow a person out, no more worrying about awkward small talk with people, no more having to be politically correct, and the entire world is your upright, bipedal buffet. Don’t get me wrong, it’s fun as hell to be a zombie, just somewhat irritating at times, especially those times you have to watch a lame movie or read a lame book. Thankfully, when I am forced to watch these films or read those books, I’ve got places like The Undead Review to bitch and moan to my heart’s content. {When he’s not devouring the living or sinking his teeth into a good film The Undead Review (Andy Taylor) spends his time writing his own stories or hunting down the paranormal. Oh, and did we mention his blind dog once saved the world?)

Zombies Anonymous

Angela is having a hard time being a zombie and believes an undead support group may be able to help her accept what she’s become, but not all zombies are looking for acceptance, some are just hungry.

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Deadlands: The Rising

When a terrorist attack leads to the rise of the living dead, friends Brian and Gary must trek through a small town full of zombies while Brian’s wife Michelle protects their young son.

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The Battery

Former baseball players Ben and Mickey have been wandering New England’s countryside since escaping the undead siege of their Pittsfield shelter, but the pair’s differing personalities may cause them to turn on each other before the zombies can get a … Continue reading

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Mobile Phone Games: Zombie Age 1-3

In my never-ending attempt to find free zombie games I can play while pooping, I came across a trilogy for Android and iOS under the shared title Zombie Age. As they didn’t take up much space, I figured I’d give … Continue reading

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My Twenty Favorite Zombies: Part 2

Last week, I did the first half of my favorite twenty zombies, and then, having originally started out with over fifty I wanted to include, I spent several hours worrying over whether I had included the zombies I REALLY wanted … Continue reading

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The Dead 2: India

American engineer Nicholas Burton was set to travel back home from India with the woman he’d come to love, but when the dead begin to rise, he’ll have to fight his way through both the living and the dead if … Continue reading

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My Twenty Favorite Zombies: Part One

I recently reviewed a couple of movies with zombified characters I fell in love with, characters that made their respective movies so much more enjoyable than they would have been otherwise. This got me thinking about all the individual zombies … Continue reading

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