Zombies Anonymous

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Angela is having a hard time being a zombie and believes an undead support group may be able to help her accept what she’s become, but not all zombies are looking for acceptance, some are just hungry.

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Deadlands: The Rising

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When a terrorist attack leads to the rise of the living dead, friends Brian and Gary must trek through a small town full of zombies while Brian’s wife Michelle protects their young son.

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The Battery

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Former baseball players Ben and Mickey have been wandering New England’s countryside since escaping the undead siege of their Pittsfield shelter, but the pair’s differing personalities may cause them to turn on each other before the zombies can get a bite.

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Mobile Phone Games: Zombie Age 1-3

In my never-ending attempt to find free zombie games I can play while pooping, I came across a trilogy for Android and iOS under the shared title Zombie Age. As they didn’t take up much space, I figured I’d give them a shot and download all three. For myself, two were fun, one was meh, but how fun you find them is going to depend on how much time you want to spend completely zoning out.

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My Twenty Favorite Zombies: Part 2

Last week, I did the first half of my favorite twenty zombies, and then, having originally started out with over fifty I wanted to include, I spent several hours worrying over whether I had included the zombies I REALLY wanted to include, and that was knowing I still had ten more to work with, so you can imagine how much I stressed when I was done with this one. Here’s the last ten of my favorite twenty zombies:

 

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The Dead 2: India

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American engineer Nicholas Burton was set to travel back home from India with the woman he’d come to love, but when the dead begin to rise, he’ll have to fight his way through both the living and the dead if he expects to reunite with her.

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My Twenty Favorite Zombies: Part One

I recently reviewed a couple of movies with zombified characters I fell in love with, characters that made their respective movies so much more enjoyable than they would have been otherwise. This got me thinking about all the individual zombies I’ve come to love over the years. I’m not talking about the zombies who looked the goriest or had the best makeup work, but the zombies who had a character all their own. In fact, it got me thinking a bit too much and before I knew it I had a list of over fifty zombies that made me laugh, cringe, or feel, so I figured I’d narrow that down to ten, and then I had a list of thirty-two zombies because I apparently can’t understand my own instructions. Wanting to get that number further down so as not to waste your time, but at the same time wanting to share my favorites without cutting out too many, I finally got it down to twenty, but to still not waste your time (and not at all because I got sick and am cutting an article in half to pump my numbers) I figured I’d split the article in two. So, without further ado, here is part one of my favorite twenty zombies:

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The Dead

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When Lieutenant Brian Murphy’s plane crashes off the coast of West Africa, he must rely on the expertise of Sergeant Daniel Dembele to get him through a zombie infested landscape if he ever hopes to learn the fate of family back home.

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Me and My Mates vs. The Zombie Apocalypse

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With Australia in the midst of a zombie apocalypse, three friends decide to wait it out inside of the telecommunications building where they all work, but with the world going to hell, waiting it out might not be an option.

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C.H.U.D. 2: Bud the Chud

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Years ago, the Nuclear Regulatory Commission dumped toxic waste under the streets of New York city, leading to an outbreak of Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers, or C.H.U.D., terrorizing the city. Now, one of the C.H.U.D. they were able to freeze before the species was eradicated has woken up and decided to go on his own rampage.

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Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead

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When a fast food restaurant is built on top of sacred Tromahawk land, the disturbed Native American spirits begin to wreak havoc by brining dead chickens back to life and using them to infect the living employees and customers at American Chicken Bunker.

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Zombie Zoo – Would a Zombie Eat a Bigfoot

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A few months back I came across a zombie flick called Bigfoot vs. Zombies, and it was absolutely terrible, like the kind of terrible that makes you fall into a downward spiral of misery and despair where only the sweet release of death will free your tortured soul. That’s probably hyperbole, but it was pretty bad, however, that’s not what I’m here to talk about. No, that would be the thought that was obviously occurring to everyone reading said review, why does it take this guy so long to say the movie sucked, but that would make for a boring article, so I think it’d be more fun to talk about the second thought that might have occurred, would a zombie actually eat a Bigfoot. The answer is no, and the answer to your second question is yes, you do always capitalize the word Bigfoot out of respect for the species, or Bigfeet if you’re using the plural.

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Fido

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In a world that uses zombies as servants and slaves, a boy named Timmy Robinson begins to grow close to his zombie Fido, setting up a chain of events that puts his family in grave danger.

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A Little Bit Zombie

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Steve and Tina were all set to have their dream wedding, but when a mosquito bite begins slowly tuning Steve into a zombie, Tina, along with Steve’s best friend Craig and sister Sarah, must figure out a way to get him the brains he needs before zombie hunter Max permanently ends his existence.

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Five Zombie Themed Puzzle/Hidden Object Games You Can Play on Your Phone

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There is something so addictive about clicking through a puzzle game. While the longer and more immersive versions you can play on PC are worth a purchase if you’re into these types of games, the free ones you can download on your phone generally are not. There’s hundreds of them for both Android and iOS, and many aren’t worth the hour it takes to get through them, so with that in mind I thought I’d take a look at five free, zombie themed puzzle games you can play right now and include whether or not you had to deal with ads for each one. Hope this helps give you a few zombified distractions the next time you need them.

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Rise of the Zombies

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It took only two months for a waterborne zombie virus to turn most of humanity into the living dead, but a scientist in San Francisco, where the virus began, thinks he’s close to a cure, and a small group of survivors will do anything to get to him.

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Rockabilly Zombie Weekend

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While young lovers Becky and Grant were getting their rockabilly wedding all set up, a new mosquito repellent was being sprayed over their hometown, one with the ability to zombify those that come in contact with it, and unfortunately for the about to be newlyweds, some of the people that inhaled this new poison also happen to be guests at their wedding.

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The Zee Brothers: Zombie Exterminators

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When zombies are destroying your neighborhood, there’s only one phone number you need, that of zombie exterminators extraordinaire the Zee Brothers.

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Summer Camp

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Four American camp counselors come to Spain for an English Immersion Camp, but before the kids can arrive, a strange virus begins temporarily turning people into rage fueled monsters.

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Dead 7

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Many years after zombies forced the people of Earth to adjust to a much simpler lifestyle that resembles the American old west, a group of seven gunslingers (many of whom you’ll recognize as former boy band stars from the 90s) must confront a woman determined to use trained zombies in her quest for…well, that was never clear, but it can’t be good.

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The Zombie King

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Samuel Peters (Edward Furlong) lost his mind when he lost his wife and made a deal with the dark god Kalfu (Corey Feldman) to bring her back, but in order to do so he had to unleash a plague of the risen dead first, and a small group of those that survived this onslaught aim to end the dabbling necromancer’s plans.

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Remains

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When a mysterious blast decimates the city of Reno, Nevada, turning anyone not incinerated into bloodthirsty monsters, a few unlucky survivors hole up in a casino to plan their next move, but turmoil within the group threatens to tear them apart before the zombies can even get a chance.

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College Coeds vs Zombie Housewives

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When a doctor’s experiments into giving women a stronger libido go wrong, a trio of zombified housewives are released into the world where they come up against a trio of college coeds. Oh, and there’s also a lot of poorly presented pretend sex; yeah, this is a soft core porn flick.

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Idle Hands

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All poor Anton wanted to do was smoke pot and lay about, but when his hand is possessed by an ancient evil, his undead friends Mick and Pnub must help him rescue the girl of his dreams from Anton’s own severed hand.

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Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse

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Boy scouts Ben, Carter, and Augie are forced to use their scout training for survival when their town is overrun by the living dead.

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Beyond Re-Animator

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It’s been thirteen years since Herbert West caused not one, but two different zombie outbreaks around the Miskatonic campus, his experiments landing him a lengthy prison sentence, but this hasn’t stopped him from trying to perfect his reagent formula.

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Bride of Re-Animator

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Eight months after what’s been dubbed “The Miskatonic Massacre,” Herbert West and Dan Cain are back at trying to perfect West’s reagent formula, but this time they not only want to stop death, but create life. A loose adaption of H.P. Lovecraft’s Herbert West: Reanimator.

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Re-Animator

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When medical student Herbert West came up with a formula to reanimate the dead, fellow student Dan Cain felt it was his responsibility to help, but their pairing may have further reaching consequences than either are aware. A loose adaption of the H.P. Lovecraft short story.

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Pride and Prejudice and Zombies

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In an alternative history of sorts, 19th century England is in the grips of an undead epidemic, and two people must struggle to overcome the traditions of the day while fighting off the zombies that threaten to overrun their country. A zombified retelling of the literary classic Pride and Prejudice.

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Texas Voodoo Zombies

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An ex-con in desperate need of a job does his best to appease the man who could send him back to prison, but when a spurned former girlfriend tricks him into ingesting voodoo power, a mix up creates a small group of the undead in a Dallas neighborhood.

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Pro Wrestlers vs. Zombies

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When former pro wrestling superstar Shane Douglas kills a fellow wrestler in the ring, the deceased man’s brother makes a supernatural deal that will pit a group of pro wrestling veterans against a horde of the undead.

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Deathgasm

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When Brodie and Zakk decided to start a Heavy Metal band, they expected fame, money, and groupies, but the last thing they expected was dealing with the demonically possessed zombies that used to be their friends and family.

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Class Four: Those Who Survive

 

The world has been overrun by the living dead, but small pockets of survivors have banded together, some for mutual protection, some for a hope of rebuilding the world they lost, but there are others who’ve come together for a much darker purpose.

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Clickboom Boomfest

I’m afraid this is going to be a reviewless weekend. Instead of engaging in my favorite pastime, talking about zombie themed books and movies, I’ll be engaged in my second favorite hobby, playing video games, but for good reason. This weekend is the first annual Clickboom Boomfest, a charity event organized in the hopes of raising money for Child’s Play. No, not the Brad Dourif killer doll film, Child’s Play is a charity that donates video game systems and the games that go with them to children’s hospitals and domestic abuse shelters. It’s a sad enough situation for a child, not to mention difficult, but it can be made worse without the simple distraction a video game can provide. We hope to help Child’s Play provide that distraction. We’ll be playing video games and board games all weekend, up until noon on Sunday, with people able to donate and give us directions as to what they’d like us to do within the chosen game. So if you donate, you become the player and we’ll just be your hands (that came out slightly creepier than I meant). They’ll also be a swear jar, so if you can frustrate us enough to swear, we owe money. All donations, including the swear jar, go straight towards Child’s Play. We’re hoping to raise one thousand dollars in the end, with the swear jar simply being a bonus. Your favorite zombie will be taking the helm of the zombie slaughterhouse Left for Dead tonight from 2AM CST to 6AM CST. If you’re bored and want to watch a zombie cry as he pretend mows down his brethren, this would be the time to do that. Help us give a bit of hope to kids dealing with what can seem like hopeless situations. I’ll leave info and links below.

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http://www.childsplaycharity.org/

http://www.childsplaycharity.org/events/post/boomfest

 

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https://www.twitch.tv/clickboompodcast

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The Amazing Adventures of the Living Corpse

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When mindless zombie John Romero attacks his family, murdering his wife and young daughter in the process, the screams of his son Taylor snap him back to consciousness before the boy can be killed. What happens next is the story of how a former zombie became the legend known as The Living Corpse.

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I came across this amazing short film while trying to look up zombie themed Father’s Day flicks.  It’s about a father whose bitten by a zombie and must find a way to get his baby girl to safety before time runs out.  I won’t ruin anything else, you’ll just have to give it a watch.  Damn thing even got my dried up tear ducts puffing out dust.  Enjoy and Happy Father’s Day.

 

 

 

 

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An Interview with the Z Nation Zombies

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There’s an often forgotten element to any great zombie media that gets left behind in the praise department, the zombies themselves. We forget about them since they’re generally there to either eat a main character or to discover just how many ways there are to kill something that’s already dead, but without a great group of rotting ghouls to terrorize our heroes, zombie flicks can become little more than standard monster of the week films. While I think this problem could be better handled if studios started hiring actual zombies for their projects, I can understand why using humans done up as the undead might be better. I mean, you can only lose so many grips on set before your insurance just does through the roof, no way the rest of the cast wants to watch us eat, and the smell might become something near unbearable if you put a bunch of us together on a soundstage, so I don’t blame anyone for going the safer, less disgusting route. Thankfully, there are a dedicated group of actors that take being a zombie seriously, a group that’s willing to give the undead roles they’re given their full dedication, and the results come across spectacularly. Recently we took a look at the first two seasons of a show where I made mention of the fact that the zombie actors were some of the best I’d seen. That show was Z Nation. I’d link those reviews here, but my sense of shame is a weird thing, I’ll swim across a river naked on nothing but a dare, but linking my own stuff seems weird. Well, a few of those zombie actors were nice enough to sit down and answer a few questions about what it’s like to play a ghoul on the best zombie show on television right now. Please welcome honorary zombies Matt Davidson, Desiree Fuggetta, Mandy Kenworthy, Lucas Rick O’Brien, and Jeromy Jackson.

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Dead Island

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When a viral outbreak creates an island full of zombies, four survivors must work together in order to save themselves as well as the other groups of desperate survivors holed up around the island.

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Z Nation (Season 2)

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After the devastating series of events that furthered the slow extinction of humanity, our small band of survivors find themselves in an even more precarious position, one made more dire by the bounty Citizen Z placed on Murphy’s head.

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Z Nation (Season 1)

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Three years after humanity was overrun by the living dead, a group of survivors are tasked with transporting a man named Murphy, the only known human to survive being bitten by a zombie, from their home turf of New York all the way to California, but along the way they’ll face demented cannibals, religious zealots, and hordes of the roving undead.

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My Top 10 Most Hated Zombie Films

We’ve gone through my top ten favorites, so now we might as well go through the ten zombie flicks that end up at the other end of the spectrum, my most hated zombie movies. Just like with my favorites, I’m not arguing whether these are the absolute worst zombie movies one can find, just the ones I despise above all the others. Some I legitimately believe to be terrible films that deserve all the hate they get for good reason, but cinematic taste are a subjective thing, so I’m not going to argue their merit as much as simply explain why I find them to be absolute garbage.

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Quarantine L.A.

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When a virus beings infecting the population of Los Angeles, the entire city is quarantined by the military, but the last survivor of a mission to save an L.A. scientist is doing all he can to help get a small group of survivors out of the city.

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My Top 10 Favorite Zombie Movies

As a member of the living dead, I am constantly asked what my favorite zombie movies are as if that’s all a zombie’s allowed to watch. I mean sure, I watch mostly zombie movies, but I have other interests too, yet I’m never asked what my favorite superhero flick is or how many times I’ve seen the newest comedy. Nope, it’s always straight to the zombie flicks, so, in an attempt to preemptively answer this question, and simply because I like doing it, I’ve decided to make this list. Here are my top ten favorite zombie flicks. Understand, I’m not arguing best here, simply my favorites, so starting from number ten…

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Zombie Croc

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When a vengeful voodoo priest conjures an undead crocodile to terrorize the swamps, it’s up to a local cop to hunt the beast down and end its rampage.

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Zoombies

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When a virus begins turning the animals of a brand new, state of the art zoo into undead zanimals before its opening day, the few employees left are forced to fight for their survival.

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Versus

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There are 666 portals that connect this world with another, and gate number 444, known as The Forest of Resurrection in Japan, is about to become the scene of a final battle between two ancient enemies.

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Bio-Zombie

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When zombies invade a Hong Kong shopping mall, it’s up to the ever scheming pair of Woody Invincible and Crazy Bee to save their friends and avoid becoming undigested stomach bits.

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Zombie Fight Club

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Bath salts turn the residents of an apartment complex into ravenous zombies at the exact same moment a group of corrupt police officers storm the building, and it’s up to the survivors to fight their way out. Also, there’s a zombie fight club in case the title wasn’t explicit about that.

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Zombie Tsunami

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Control your own horde of zombies as you rip your way through town, converting more humans to the undead in order to increase your horde to unstoppable sizes.

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Freaks of Nature

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When aliens show up and begin kidnapping the humans, zombies, and vampires of Dillford, three former friends must set aside their differences in order to combat them or watch as their town burns to the ground.

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